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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

How Indian Girls will communicate in 2021

*A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy*

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend
5.0..
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an *Entertainment Package*,
while*Husband
1.0* is an *operating system**.*
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to downloadTears 6.2
and
do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download
theSnoring
Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances

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