How to Identify cities in India

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Kolkata



Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi


Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa


Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!

Who Would Get The Banana?

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion
a Chimpanzee
a Giraffe
and a Squirrel.

If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first?

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Giraffe = you’re unrealistic.

Lion = you’re not honest.

Chimpanzee = you’re a complete moron.

Squirrel = you’re hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS. 

RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT

Rajinikanth makes onions cry.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can
process them.

Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano.

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. he turns the
dark off.

Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Rajinikanth.

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the
sun up.

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling,
“Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill
you, including the room itself.

 Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.

There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.

Test your Eyes (Really it works)

 


TEST FOR YOUR EYE

A small test to check eyesight yourself. Hope it will work.

please follow the guide with out fail.

1. First close one of your eye .
2. Move your mouse point at the red ‘! “.

3. Press ctrl+a

4. Then u’ll see the result.

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Stupid!!!  

People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind 

YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem hehehehe .. Ha..HA..HA.. !!!

NOW ENOUGH…GO BACK TO UR WORK …

I am also a VICTIM of this ..

If u r angry THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ..

.HA..HA.. !!!

If Heroines go to Thirupathi…Keep laughing

Check out the photoshoped images of some heroines … just for fun .. dont take it serious… hatsoff to the person who got this idea!

A Must do Eye Exercise for Software Engineers

Exercise For ur eyes…….

Try to do daily like this…….. ……… at least twice in a week

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Salary Day for Boyz and Galz

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY 

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance	20000	2000	200	20
b) Conveyance	Auto (“I can afford it”)	Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”)	Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”)	Walk (“Good for health”)
c) Girl Friends	Eena , Meena & Tina (“I can BUY love”)	Meena &Tina (“I have enough girl friends”)	Tina (“I am loyal to her”)	“Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”
d) Mobile Maintenance	Frequent outgoing calls (“This is what mobile is invented for”)	Restricted outgoing calls (“I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”)	Rare outgoing calls (” Mobile should be used in urgent situations only”)	Only incoming calls (“I am not going to call her until she calls me”)
e) Boozing	“Come, let’s go to Goa and freak out!	“Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let’s go to Mysore ..”	“The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?”	“Drinking is injurious to health.”

MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance	20000	20000	20000	20000
b) Conveyance	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays f or it”)
c) Boy Friends	Kashinath , Ravichandran, Nithyananda	Sachin, sumeet, vinay	Abhijeet, Ram, Gaurav. ..	Arun , Saket, vimal..
d) Mobile Maintenance	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e) Boozing	“Come, let’s go to Goa	“Come, let’s go to Kulu	“Come, let’s go to Shimla	“Come, let’s go to darjeeling

Yamraj and his Gimmicks

A man was sleeping in his house…..
Suddenly Yamraj appeared and said “ Go out & Enjoy. Nothing will happen to you in d next 10 years”
He did so, met with an accident & died.
On the way to heaven in hell he saw Yamraj whistling n relaxing.





He asked Yamraj, “Y did u lie to me?”
Yamraj said: Sorry Son! Appraisal time! Had to achieve target”

Balayya Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair…Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair…


Here is our hero's brother…The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach…The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls..hehee. .





Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor…This means that the baddies had a gun…But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'….This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'…




The shells triggered Balakrishna' s brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea…He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells…




Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb… The timer(presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking…See the weird buttons on the bomb??…The red button is the On-Off button!!…Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button…This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'.. .Very easy to handle…Can b used even by infants…



Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells…Look at his _expression. ..Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!…




Finally, he manages to reach the shells…He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi.. .The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to…Read on…


He concentrates with the shell between his teeth….Look at the sweat on his face…Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating. ..With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb…
 


Loo and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air…Credit goes to Balakrishna here…He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet…He can be a good asset to the Indian army….The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the green button!!…The time-bomb gets switched off!!…Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!….




 
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Heheheheheh: -) I still can't stop laughing..!! absolutely rocking!!!!

10 reasons why your computer is better than your girlfriend!

1.) She doesn’t talk back to you. At best she beeps or gives you the silent treatment.

2.) She provides you with more information than your girlfriend will ever know.

3.) When you upgrade you know the costs up front.

4.) You can stare at tons of other girls and your computer will never get mad at you.

5.) You can shut her down whenever you get tired of her.

6.) Troubleshooting your computer is much easier than your GF.

7.) Your computer holds many valuable bits of information about your past and still likes you.

8.) You can press your computers buttons without any worry of repercussions.

9.) Your computer won’t sleep with your best friend or cheat on you.

10.) Your computer will cost a lot less than any girlfriend!

Creative Advertisments

Here’s the Funny Outdoor ads of different companies …. These ads are not only for fun … we must also get some inspiration from these creative ads… My KUDOS to the creators for their creativity

EPhone 900

Joy of Pepsi

McDonald’s: The Real Milkshake

Al Nahda Resort & Spa

Bose: Noise Reduction Headphones

Hotwheels, Stunts

Cemex: Quick Drying Concrete

Seiko: Wake Up Ad 

Panasonic Nose Hair Trimmer

Copenhagen Zoo Bus

Nikon, Intelligent Face Detect

Koba Long Lasting Batteries

Nike Funny Ad

Funny Ad on Bus

Russian Vodka

Toys Titanic