December 2011 ~ Unreal Mad

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It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

How to Identify cities in India


Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Kolkata




Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


That's Mumbai


Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi



Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa



Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Who Would Get The Banana?


There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion
a Chimpanzee
a Giraffe
and a Squirrel.

If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first?
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.


Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.


Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:
Giraffe = you’re unrealistic.

Lion = you’re not honest.

Chimpanzee = you’re a complete moron.

Squirrel = you’re hopeless.








A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS. 
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