Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can
process them.
process them.
Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano.
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. he turns the
dark off.
dark off.
Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.
cobra died.
Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the
sun up.
sun up.
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling,
“Bang!”
“Bang!”
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill
you, including the room itself.
you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.
