How to Identify cities in India

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Kolkata



Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi


Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa


Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!

Who Would Get The Banana?

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion
a Chimpanzee
a Giraffe
and a Squirrel.

If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first?

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Giraffe = you’re unrealistic.

Lion = you’re not honest.

Chimpanzee = you’re a complete moron.

Squirrel = you’re hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS. 

RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT

Rajinikanth makes onions cry.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can
process them.

Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano.

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. he turns the
dark off.

Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Rajinikanth.

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the
sun up.

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling,
“Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill
you, including the room itself.

 Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.

There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.

The Life Cycle of the MERCEDES BENZ [From 1886 to 2010]

Benz , One of the most popular car manufacturing company which has evolved over the years to become what we all know it to be. I am a lover and great fan of Mercedes Benz.
Here are the various popular Cars of Benz from 1886 to 2010… I am sure you will love it!

Click here to see part 2 of this post…

Test your Eyes (Really it works)

 


TEST FOR YOUR EYE

A small test to check eyesight yourself. Hope it will work.

please follow the guide with out fail.

1. First close one of your eye .
2. Move your mouse point at the red ‘! “.

3. Press ctrl+a

4. Then u’ll see the result.

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Stupid!!!  

People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind 

YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem hehehehe .. Ha..HA..HA.. !!!

NOW ENOUGH…GO BACK TO UR WORK …

I am also a VICTIM of this ..

If u r angry THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ..

.HA..HA.. !!!

If Heroines go to Thirupathi…Keep laughing

Check out the photoshoped images of some heroines … just for fun .. dont take it serious… hatsoff to the person who got this idea!