How to Identify cities in India ~ Unreal Mad

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

How to Identify cities in India


Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Kolkata




Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


That's Mumbai


Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi



Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa



Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!


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