RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT ~ Unreal Mad

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT


Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do





Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do





Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can
process them.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do





When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. he turns the
dark off.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do





Rajinikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Rajinikanth.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do





Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do
Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the
sun up.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling,
“Bang!”
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill
you, including the room itself.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




 Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do




There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do
Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

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