Funny Definitions of Designations in IT World ~ Unreal Mad

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Funny Definitions of Designations in IT World




Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.



Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.



Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.



Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.



Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.



Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.



Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.



Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.



Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.



HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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